Swiss N Smoky, Tastes Like Good Times

Fire-grilled.
Buried in Swiss.

Burgers off the open flame, wings, loaded hot dogs and thick shakes.

Houston, TX

The Full Feast

The crew's offering on a rope-hung shelf in front of the Swiss N Smoky ship: burgers, wings, milk shakes, cola, a branded tankard, fries and dipping sauces
Make it a meal +$3.90

Fries and a drink with any burger, sauces for the table. Add a shake and the crew is set.

Milk Shakes

Thick, cold and piled high. Worth the trip on their own.

Lotus shake
Lotus$8.99
Ferrero Rocher shake
Ferrero Rocher$9.45
Oreo shake
Oreo$8.99

The Tale of Captain X

One captain, one crew, one hunt for the perfect burger. A new episode every Tuesday.

Episode 1

The Lost Recipe

A burned page in an old sea chest. Half a burger recipe, one word circled twice: Swiss.

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Captain X reads it by lantern light and calls the crew on deck. "Whoever wrote this never finished it. We will." By morning the ship points north.

Episode 2

The Swiss Passage

North for a cheese that melts like gold. The storm says turn back. The Captain says keep going.

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Three nights of wind and rain. On the fourth morning the hold is full of Swiss and the crew is soaked and laughing. Half the recipe is done.

Episode 3

The Island of Smoke

Smoke on the horizon. An island where every fire is cooking something. The crew rows ashore hungry.

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The islanders cook everything over open flame. One bite of a fire-grilled patty and the Captain knows: this is the missing half. The recipe is whole.

Next Episode
Drops Every Tuesday

Episode 4 is on its way.

Every episode ends the same way. The crew raises a glass:
Tastes like good times

Your Voyage

Build your crew's meal. Pick each stop and the ship sails to your loot.

Burger Bay
Meal Isle
Side Cove
Shake Reef
XYour Loot

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XHow many of this meal?
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    Your loot$0.00

    Online ordering opens with our Houston launch. Copy your order and show it at the window. Prices before tax.

    Most of the crew makes it a meal. Fries and a drink for $3.90 more.

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